bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

(Source: nintendette, via notchicken)

emojustinyoung:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

(via joshpeck)