tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via urbanrot)

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(Source: sigurrossgeller, via joshpeck)

  • cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
  • cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop